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Christian Euphenisms For Vagina
In a world where religion divides opinion and often leads people blinded by faith, it might be difficult to see the benefits of age-old traditions. You’ve got to have sympathy for Darwin – all that...
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Here’s One For All Of You Christians: Your Religion Is A Load Of Bollocks
Most people know that Christianity is about God and Jesus and all those guys with beards, but many people’s knowledge stops there. If you were never indoctrinated with it, then you wouldn’t...
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Christian Domestic Discipline Is The Latest Order From God, And It Involves...
The topic of Christian Domestic Discipline (often manifested in the act of a husband spanking his wife) has been on everyone’s lips recently. Sexy, I know. Hardcore Christians are becoming really fun...
View ArticleIs This The Most Awkward TV Interview In History?
A little slow on this – apologies – but this is so awkward and racist and inappropriate that it just had to find a home on Sick Chirpse. Anyone who knows anything will probably know that Fox News is...
View ArticlePope Francis Became A Priest Because His Childhood Crush Rejected Him At Age 12
You can credit this old gal for Jorge Bergoglio becoming Pope Francis – when Bergoglio was just 12 he had a young “romance” with Amalia Damonta, writing a letter saying he would marry her and drawing a...
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Which Religions Are Moving Towards World Domination The Fastest?
Christianity and Islam have been the big boys of the religion schoolyard for quite some time now. So I thought I’d have a look and see if there were any other religions that were looking like they...
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The Weirdest Porn Ever
Now there’s a title I never expected to be typing. I’ll be honest, I was having a fruitless trawl through the internubbin today, trying desperately to find something to write about. Some days are like...
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The Ultimate Guide To BEER
Aaaaahhhh…. lovely beer. Delicious, cold, emotion numbing beer. God bless her. And it’s not just me that’s a fan; there’s around 133 billion litres of beer sold every year creating a revenue of around...
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Christian Group Completely Screw Up iPhone Jesus Text Campaign
Christians tried to get down with the kids by using a campaign featuring an iPhone to illustrate how teenagers no longer have time for our lord and saviour Jesus Christ. Sounds good in theory – only...
View ArticleVIDEO: Meet The Priest Who Performs Exorcisms Over Skype
Evangelical Christian Bob Larson has performed more than 20,000 exorcisms in his career and is arguably the best demon exorciser in the game. His services are so in demand nowadays that he’s had to...
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Was This The Worst Jesus Of All Time?
What kind of son of God can’t handle a little bit of rain while he’s being crucified? Completely ruined the illusion for everyone. I mean I get that this dude is probably a student at Brighton uni with...
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77 Signs Someone Is Possessed By A Demon
I’ve had a bit of a funny week on the Chirpse. I wrote a guide to picking shrooms where I ended up telling you not to pick shrooms. I followed that with a guide to lucid dreaming where I failed to...
View ArticlePriest Tells Story About How He Punched A Kid In The Chest For Not Believing...
If you’re an atheist you better keep that information to yourself around pastor Eric Damnann of the Bible Baptist Church in New Jersey, because he’ll have no qualms about punishing your blasphemy with...
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A Manga Version Of The Koran Is Being Published In Japan
Image VIA A manga version of the Koran shipped on Sunday in Japan, which unfortunately meant that it didn’t come out in time for Valentine’s Day. You know that that would have been the perfect gift for...
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Justin Bieber Dropped An Absolutely Classic Quote In His Interview With...
It wasn’t that long ago that Justin Bieber was getting clocked sneaking out of brothels, egging his neighbours’ houses, partying on Thursday nights (!) with Rick Ross and P Diddy, basically all the...
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This Gay Teacher Just Shut Down A Homophobic Mother With Unbelievable Composure
If there’s anything that the event’s of the past week have shown us, it’s that religion incites some pretty disgusting and horrendous actions in some of the more dedicated believers out there. A lot of...
View ArticleVladimir Putin’s Motorbike Militia ‘The Night Wolves’ Are Like Something Out...
Imagine if Mad Max was crossed with Sons Of Anarchy and then set in modern day Russia. You would end up with something like The Night Wolves – a motorbike militia that are fiercely loyal to Putin and...
View ArticlePope Francis Freaks Out At Crowd For Making Him Fall On Top Of Man In A...
The Pope just publicly lost his rag for the first time ever after a crowd of people manhandled him during his visit to Morelia, Mexico. He was on a walkabout in the city when someone grabbed his robe...
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This Dad Put Out An Advert Looking For A Man For His Virgin Daughter
Evangelical Christian magazine ‘Christianity Today’ has apologised for publishing a personal ad by a father looking for a man for his virgin daughter – without her even knowing about it. Featured Image...
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It Looks Like Religion Might Actually Be About To Die Out
A scientist named Dr Nicolas Baumard of the École Normale Supérieure in Paris has predicted that religion might soon die out in the modern world. About fucking time, I’m sure most of you would agree....
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