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Pope Francis Became A Priest Because His Childhood Crush Rejected Him At Age 12

You can credit this old gal for Jorge Bergoglio becoming Pope Francis – when Bergoglio was just 12 he had a young “romance” with Amalia Damonta, writing a letter saying he would marry her and drawing a...

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The Weirdest Porn Ever

Now there’s a title I never expected to be typing. I’ll be honest, I was having a fruitless trawl through the internubbin today, trying desperately to find something to write about. Some days are like...

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The Ultimate Guide To BEER

Aaaaahhhh…. lovely beer. Delicious, cold, emotion numbing beer. God bless her. And it’s not just me that’s a fan; there’s around 133 billion litres of beer sold every year creating a revenue of around...

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Christian Group Completely Screw Up iPhone Jesus Text Campaign

Christians tried to get down with the kids by using a campaign featuring an iPhone to illustrate how teenagers no longer have time for our lord and saviour Jesus Christ. Sounds good in theory – only...

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VIDEO: Meet The Priest Who Performs Exorcisms Over Skype

Evangelical Christian Bob Larson has performed more than 20,000 exorcisms in his career and is arguably the best demon exorciser in the game. His services are so in demand nowadays that he’s had to...

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Was This The Worst Jesus Of All Time?

What kind of son of God can’t handle a little bit of rain while he’s being crucified? Completely ruined the illusion for everyone. I mean I get that this dude is probably a student at Brighton uni with...

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Priest Tells Story About How He Punched A Kid In The Chest For Not Believing...

If you’re an atheist you better keep that information to yourself around pastor Eric Damnann of the Bible Baptist Church in New Jersey, because he’ll have no qualms about punishing your blasphemy with...

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A Manga Version Of The Koran Is Being Published In Japan

Image VIA A manga version of the Koran shipped on Sunday in Japan, which unfortunately meant that it didn’t come out in time for Valentine’s Day. You know that that would have been the perfect gift for...

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Justin Bieber Dropped An Absolutely Classic Quote In His Interview With...

It wasn’t that long ago that Justin Bieber was getting clocked sneaking out of brothels, egging his neighbours’ houses, partying on Thursday nights (!) with Rick Ross and P Diddy, basically all the...

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This Gay Teacher Just Shut Down A Homophobic Mother With Unbelievable Composure

If there’s anything that the event’s of the past week have shown us, it’s that religion incites some pretty disgusting and horrendous actions in some of the more dedicated believers out there. A lot of...

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Vladimir Putin’s Motorbike Militia ‘The Night Wolves’ Are Like Something Out...

Imagine if Mad Max was crossed with Sons Of Anarchy and then set in modern day Russia. You would end up with something like The Night Wolves – a motorbike militia that are fiercely loyal to Putin and...

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Pope Francis Freaks Out At Crowd For Making Him Fall On Top Of Man In A...

The Pope just publicly lost his rag for the first time ever after a crowd of people manhandled him during his visit to Morelia, Mexico. He was on a walkabout in the city when someone grabbed his robe...

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This Dad Put Out An Advert Looking For A Man For His Virgin Daughter

Evangelical Christian magazine ‘Christianity Today’ has apologised for publishing a personal ad by a father looking for a man for his virgin daughter – without her even knowing about it. Featured Image...

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It Looks Like Religion Might Actually Be About To Die Out

A scientist named Dr Nicolas Baumard of the École Normale Supérieure in Paris has predicted that religion might soon die out in the modern world. About fucking time, I’m sure most of you would agree....

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Watch Out, Martin Scorsese’s Made A New Movie Called ‘Silence’ And Here’s The...

It’s been a couple of years since we last encountered Martin Scorsese on the big screen in ‘The Wolf Of Wall Street’, and it seems like he’s gone a completely different route for his next project with...

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Sex Shop Offends An Entire Religion By Erecting This Nativity Display

The nativity scene is probably one of the most sacred amongst people that take Christianity seriously, so it’s no surprise that when it’s depicted in unfavourable circumstances, people are going to get...

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Someone Erected An 85-Foot Tall Christmas Tree Right In The Middle Of Baghdad

Iraq is one of the worst places in the world to be a Christian, and yet someone’s put up an 85-foot tall artificial Christmas tree right in the middle of Baghdad. Featured Image VIA Iraqi businessman...

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Police Flee After Attempt To Recover The Body Of The American Killed By Tribe...

Everyone has been buzzing about this story about the American John Allen Chau who tried to go over and preach to some scary prehistoric island tribe and convert them to Christianity and it seems like...

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A Woman Shouted ‘Shame On You’ In A Homophobic Rant At A Pride March

Awful.

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Insane Televangelist Destroys Coronavirus Using Christian Magic Spell (VIDEO)

We can all go outside now.

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